Wyldemille Weekly...The paper that...

Wyldemille Weekly...The paper that keeps your chips warm.

AWARD!

WYLDEMILLE WEEKLY WINS TOP HONOUR!

Fantastic news for WW and its readers. Both of them.  This paper is proud to announce that WW has been voted 4987th best newspaper in South Wales and 3rd in the official list of completely pointless and piss poor journalistic articles to 'darken our shores'.  "This paper is without question the lowest possible form of literature imaginable by man.  I wouldn't touch it even to get horseshit off my shoes" (Kyle, J, 2008).

In light of this outstanding achievement, this paper is now looking for a 'man in the field' such as the amazing Brian Fantana, to assist in this papers inevitable slide toward even greater depths of purile shite.  If you think you have got what it takes, then email this reporter at bennytheballonline@gmail.com for a totally aimless interview.

Applicunts should be able to demonstrate an ability to write at an almost cataclysmic and catastrophicly  pathetic standard to assist in the continuation of this paper's burgeoning reputation.

I look forward to receiving absolutely no such applications over the coming weeks. 

B.Ball (C.U.N.T).