Wyldemille Weekly

Wyldemille Weekly.....The Paper That Put Andrex Out Of Business.

This week's top stories..

1.  Nature.

The location of the Mille lends itself well to the beauty and elegance of Mother Nature.  Surrounding the Mille are places that all contribute towards the wonderous scenery that makes up Mille life.  Visitors are often spoiled with the natural beauty of the mighty Ogmore river and its thriving contents.  This reporter took a walk along the river bank just yesterday and was literally speechless at the varied selection of shopping trolleys displayed along it meandering path.  The wide selection of colours of the rusting steel objects was at times breathtaking.  The river, however, it just one of many other natural glories.  To the east of the Mille lies the Black Path and it is here that on most summer mornings ramblers will come across piles of discarded lager cans and cigarette packets majestically stacked in all manners of design.  One such work, by Master Nelly Evans, is on the shortlist for this years Turner Prize.

2.  Fashion.

When one thinks of the iconic cities of world fashion it is places such as Milan, Paris and Treherbert that spring to mind.  However, another name may soon be added to this elite list.  The Mille, has of late, been a hotbed for new fashion and trends that may be about to take the fashion world be storm.  The t-shirt look of a roider sporting his six year old sisters top is proving exceptionally popular.  As well as the new pink tight fitting leggins or (mumble pants) currently favoured by the female residents.  The name apparently comes from peoples ability to observe the female's genitalia apparently 'mumbling' something as they walk.  Let's all hope Victoria Beckham will champion this new look.

Finally a look at the markets............. Dutch Brown up 0.2 on the FTSE, smack closed the day on £2 a kilo but unfortunately the rising cost of fuel means that Columbian White has had to rise to its highest level yet of £7 a ton.